Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?
Frequently. I even take it a step further and write AU fic of my own life.
(Source: tightinvocabulary)
Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?
Frequently. I even take it a step further and write AU fic of my own life.
(Source: tightinvocabulary)
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun, de-dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundunDOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO
WEEEOOOOO-OOOOOOOOODOOO-DOO-DOOO-DOO
DOOOOOOOO-DE-DOOOOOOOO
Katy Perry is Loki
[via]
there’s a stranger in my bed. there’s a pounding in my head. magical space dust or something all over the room. the incredible hulk in the pool. i smell like stark’s minibar. and he’s passed out in the yard. widow’s fired up the barbecue. this a hickey or a bruise from when that asshole banner slammed me into the floor. pictures of last night ended up in the hands of the people to whom i was supposed to deliver the tesseract. i’m screwed. oh well. it’s a blacked out blur. but i’m pretty sure you were made to be ruled. LOKI. BROTHER. I HAVE ASKED YOU NOT TO SING THIS MUSIC. YOUR DANCING IN A WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI WHILE SINGING ABOUT THE WOMEN OF CALIFORNIA WAS HIGHLY DISTURBING TO ME.
there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
[image description: a backpack covereed in jingle bells.]
WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
Why is this so fucking funny to me?
I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit
I want this just to annoy everyone.
I would run down the hall shaking it over my head.
“be friends with me.” i yell at people i follow while making no effort to talk to them.
(Source: p4ntss)
You know what else is really supernatural on this show?
Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.He’s so tall he must have his own satellite
#SAM HAS AN ANTENNA
[image description: thirty two images of disney characters, which then switch to images of their Once Upon a Time counterparts]
(Source: mkbc)
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