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Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself? 


Frequently. I even take it a step further and write AU fic of my own life.

(Source: tightinvocabulary)

reblog if you recognize the lyrics to this inspirational song:

geekery-pokery:

dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundun, de-

dundundundun
dundundundun
dundundundunDOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO
WEEEOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO

DOOO-DOO-DOOO-DOO
DOOOOOOOO-DE-DOOOOOOOO 

tastefullyoffensive:

Katy Perry is Loki[via] 

there’s a stranger in my bed. there’s a pounding in my head. magical space dust or something all over the room. the incredible hulk in the pool. i smell like stark’s minibar. and he’s passed out in the yard. widow’s fired up the barbecue. this a hickey or a bruise from when that asshole banner slammed me into the floor. pictures of last night ended up in the hands of the people to whom i was supposed to deliver the tesseract. i’m screwed. oh well. it’s a blacked out blur. but i’m pretty sure you were made to be ruled. LOKI. BROTHER. I HAVE ASKED YOU NOT TO SING THIS MUSIC. YOUR DANCING IN A WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI WHILE SINGING ABOUT THE WOMEN OF CALIFORNIA WAS HIGHLY DISTURBING TO ME.

onedirectionstraighttohell:

there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets

don’t tell me when i’m done

  • me: goes to someone's house
  • me: spends duration of visit on floor with pets

wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

[image description: a backpack covereed in jingle bells.]
panemaniac-and-potterhead:





attic-adventures:

acrylicemulator:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:



WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU


JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

Why is this so fucking funny to me?

I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit





I want this just to annoy everyone.
I would run down the hall shaking it over my head.

[image description: a backpack covereed in jingle bells.]

panemaniac-and-potterhead:

attic-adventures:

acrylicemulator:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

Why is this so fucking funny to me?

I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit

I want this just to annoy everyone.

I would run down the hall shaking it over my head.

bbutterfield:

“be friends with me.” i yell at people i follow while making no effort to talk to them.

I love Tumblr. You can say “asgfdhgyukdas” or “hnng” and everyone will understand you, but spell “you’re” wrong and you’re dead.

(Source: p4ntss)

  • My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

hesmybrother:

jaredschesthair:

assstiel:

assstiel:

You know what else is really supernatural on this show?
Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.

He’s so tall he must have his own satellite

#SAM HAS AN ANTENNA

Could you imagine what would happen to the DTC if Maislinn ACTUALLY got together?

elis-opinion:

[image description: thirty two images of disney characters, which then switch to images of their Once Upon a Time counterparts]

(Source: mkbc)

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

Happy 41st Birthday to the unbelievably talented, Tony award-winning, gorgeous Idina Menzel!

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